I Have No Friends


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Listening to Blondie at the time.


I used to be so cool
I could afford to be disinterested
And I used to be aloof
but now I just don't know

folks invite me to their parties
I will struggle
make up some excuse
and though my phonebooks
filled with numbers
there's just no use

I have no friends
I have no friends
I'm embarrassed to admit it
but there's no one to admit it to
I have no friends

And now I hardly talk
I really don't have much to say
I could tell you of my thoughts
But you'd just get bored

and though my picture
sits atop the dictionary
entry for recluse
and though my phonebook's
filled with numbers there's no use

But maybe maybe
it won't be so bad alone
but maybe maybe
if i had them before
i could have them again

So now when I'm at work
I always try to talk to strangers
Because you never know
who could be your friend

Im embarrassed to admit it
but there's no one to admit it to
I want new friends


from Day Songs (Vol. 1), released February 23, 2015



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THICK PLASTIC Winslow, New Jersey

Music made by a guy named Tom Donohue and some of his friends some of the time. THICK PLASTIC started in 2007 as Tom by himself, then was a band for a bit, then a bigger band, and is now Tom by himself again. But, who knows what the future holds.

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